people are fucked up

People are fucked up. how is that for straight and to the point! What is it you should say to these people, well not much if you don’t really have to see them. If you do need to see them you have a few ways you can deal with it, either be nice or tell them right out fuck off you terd.

For instance, I handed off this blog to a person that a couple of the post are based on and here is how the conversation goes

Terd – “ yeah I can do 3 post a week for a couple week while you are away. “
Me – “great I can spend all my time on what I need to do”
Terd – “no problem I just put it in my calendar it will be done”
Me- “great look forward to reading them when I get back”

So I got back yesterday and looked and low and behold NOTHING, not a fucking thing was posted. And here is the conversation that happened.

Me – “dude what happened you never posted anything”
Terd – “yeah I know I never got around to it”
Me – “why not, were you called out of town, was there a natural disaster, what the fuck happened?”
Terd – “oh nothing, just didn’t feel like it”
Me – ‘ok, great you ass, go fuck your pet turtle”

Yeah wait until he needs help! Yeah I will be right there no problem. then 3 hours later and I am still not there the conversation will end with me saying “I just didn’t feel like it – click”