miserable mental midgets

Every now and then we all run across a person who is a mental midget. someone who cannot do anything but make other people's lives miserable because they are a miserable person. this person can fuck up any relationship or business deal with minimal effort if they are actually involved or not. all the have to do is open up their mouth and shit comes out. 99% of the time what actually comes out is just an out and out lie no truth what so ever. there is not really much to say to this person, when you call them out on it they go crying to whoever will listen. When you leave it alone they pump up their chest and claim victory, but they have no clue that they are losing and are a looser.

If you ever run into someone like this do yourself a favor run the other way. do not befriend them, or even make friendly chit chat as they will take this as you being their best friend in the whole world, they are not so get the fuck away.

If you run across a person like this at work you need to abide by the following rules in dealing with them.
1) Always, always, ALWAYS converse with them OLNY through emails. You need to make sure every last detail is in writing otherwise they will claim they were never told or were not involved even if they were supposed to take care of the whole thing 1000%.
2) NEVER, NEVER, NEVER befriend them, they will take this as an opening to torpedo you.
3) If the person starts a rumor confront them immediately you need to set the tone that you are bigger, stronger, smarter than they are
4) If there is a second rumor that they start you MUST have a PUBLIC confrontation not only about the rumor but also what work they should have been doing at the time to set the tone with management so they can also watch what is happening.
5) If it continues you will have 2 things you must do. For their actual work that they are not doing you must show the management that they are not getting the job done and are not an effect team player and you must band together all of your coworkers and make them see what is actually happening.


As a side note, if you were actually friendly with these people before you realized what they actually are you need to slowly pull away, and then must treat them like a frie-nemy. They know they have done something wrong but you need to play it out slowly.

This is how you need to play these people otherwise they will not only fuck up the company, your job, and your personal life but they will also ruin your outlook on all new comers to your life.