finding things and dealing with dipshits

Normally the reason people ascend to mahogany row is simple. We are able to do projects, supply products, and get hard to find items without breaking a sweat. The difficult is done right now and the impossible will take an hour or two. This is why we get paid the big bucks (yeah right) so when it come down to it we can be lazy most of our life and as long as we perform when we need to get the results no one cares but what fun is that, we like to push it in every single aspect of life and have not met many that are lazy.

But even the best of us get stumped once in a while. I am trying to find 2 ipad 2’s. Over the past few days there have been standing in line at 6am only to find out there is no shipment today. OR sold out. Or the best one is this short conversation

Me- do you have any ipad2’s I called and were told you have them.
Dipshit – yes we have quite a few left. Let me finish with this customer.

15 minutes later

Me- great I’ll take 2
Dipshit- sorry only one allowed at a time
Me – is that a store policy?
Dipshit – no it is apple’s
Me- really it says limit 2 per customer. (in big letters right behind the guy)
Dipshit – oh, yeah sorry. let me go check to see if we have any left.
Me- ok , thinking to myself what the hell do you mean any left, you said you have quite a few.

10 minutes later

Dipshit – I forgot to tell you they are all pre-sold
Me – ok how do I pre-buy one.
Dipshit – I don’t
Me – who knows?
Dipshit – you don’t need to get upset with me.
Me- I just want to ipad2’s with wifi+3G(ATT) and 64GB can you sell them to me or not
Dipshit – let me check with my boss
Me - ???? WTF ?????

Manager – sorry sir we are 2 weeks behind in deliveries.
Me – don’t you tell the guys on the floor this?
Manager – yeah we finished up a meeting an hour ago telling them what the story is.
Me- well that guy is a dipshit he could have told me over a half hour ago I had to wait 2 weeks


Come on apple you need to get your plants PRODUCING!!!!